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Has a huge monster cock
I fucked Thaelo last night and now I gotta spend 3 months in the hospital to stop the excessive bleeding coming out of my ass hole.
Thaelo is a name. Thaelo's are incredibly unique manifestations of blue green Earth Gods... there are very few men in the world strong enough to be a Thaelo. Closely related to Thor the God of Thunder. A human incarnation of a phthalo coloured light being.
Hey Thaelo - there's a thunder storm coming, wanna go for a run down the beach with me?