A fork of Rural Dictionary
The guy who seems to be in every movie, every TV show, but you still don't know his name.
Girl: "Hey, look! Its him again!"
Guy: "Who?"
Girl: "You know, the guy from that movie we saw...? That guy!"
Guy: "Right."
A person who constantly ruins jokes by repeating them, especially inside jokes that they were not a part of. He also is annoying and made fun of behind his back by all his friends. He tries to do stuff outside of the box, but wants to make sure everyone knows he is doing it by informing them in great unnecessary detail that is not needed and laughs half of the time he is explaining his dumb ideas. He sometimes may also score the hottest girl at your school some how and no one knows why. He may also try to join groups of friends uninvited.
Cool guy, "Hey guys y'all want to hang out this weekend"
That guy, "Yeah I'll be there for sure!"
Cool guy;, "Well we were kinda wanting it to be like just a couple of guys"
That guy, "Yeah don't worry I'll be there"
That guy, "Your mom!"
Cool guy (under his breath looking at his friend peripherally), "That was cool in 6th grade.."
Don't be him.
"I'm going to kick that n00b off the server!"
"Dude, don't be that guy."
It’s simple. Don’t be that guy.
That Guy: “I’m going to remind the teacher to take down the answer sheet before the test.”
Random dude: “Bro, don’t be that guy.”
And because he is that guy, he did it anyway.
The pinnacle of humanity, That guy is the best person in the world. His heavy breathing from going up the steps to the porch, combined with his aura of basement dwelling musk signal his arrival.
His mere presence is so powerful any females in the area will flee out of fear of the 20 hairs on his hypnotically attractive "beard".
His horrifying fetishes created from years of being beaten and growing up with 4chan as his surrogate parent astound and amaze psychologists.
To come into contact with That guy is to come into Contact with God himself.
" By the power of the sacred soda can! I grant thee tentaclius hentaiicus! A all powerful spell to destroy thine foes!" - Sagas of That guy, 420:69