A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whilst two males are performing a spit roast on a woman, a third male known as 'The Boobie Man' sits under the woman and fondles her breasts whilst the other males continue to spit-roast her.
E.g. Any standard spit-roast scenario, (i.e male 1 inside girls mouth, male 2 inside girls arse) with the inclusion of a third male whose sole purpose is to fondle the girls breasts. The third male known as The Boobie man has usually been demoted to this position as he is deemed unsuitable to hold a true spit roasting position by his fellow roasters.
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dumbass girl "OMG BOOBY MAN LOVES ME"
boobies belonging to a man, generally in the possession of super pea
CAUTION: the sight of man boobies can often cause vomit.
Large mounds of flesh that develop on the chests of obese men where pecs should be. These often overlap fat rolls, have distored cylindrical, round, or lumpy shapes, and are sometimes hairy.
My college roommate Neekita Desai has a thing for fat men with man boobies!
Boobies that larger men gain, usually after not playing football in high school anymore. Can be large.
My roommate Jason has the largest man boobies I've ever seen. He's probably wear a 42 C Cup bra.