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The Fandangler

To take another man's turd and shove it up your own ass and then to shit it back out. This can go on for a "Double Fandangler" maybe even a "Triple Fandangler." Where you repeat the same process several times.

Coty Harris is the master of the Fandangler, dude.

by That gothic dude, dude. May 09, 2010

Fandangled

1) Fancy or special.

2) A fandangle is an elaborate but useless ornament. So if something is fandangled, it has been decorated to the point of excess.

3) ridiculous.


Carnsarn it Bob, I don't want no fandangled celly phone!

Those earrings are a bit fandangled aren't they?




by Boothette February 20, 2009

fandangle

To obtain by unscrupulous means.

"Hows about you fandangle an extra bowl of pudding for me?"

by Yank My Crank January 05, 2008

fandangling

Acting secretly, often in a manner that is frivolous and self-indulging.

Tom can't make it, he's out fandangling with his stripper friend.

by Jesse Jesse October 14, 2007

Fandangled

To get absuletely cucked by live.
To get scammed.

Alatix: "Man i just stole "Tenku´s" Glowstone in Minecraft.
Fuxio: "Zamn, you really fandangled him."

by Alatix August 06, 2022

fandanglement

Predicament of a particularly complex, trivial and often humorous nature.

Often a fandanglement will have an unexpected positive outcome or at the very least will be a humorous tale to be told over libations and in the company of good friends.

Golly Gee, that is quite a fandanglement. Please pass the malt liquor winston.

by cyber penguin August 04, 2011

Fandangler

A male reproductive organ

his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.

by Aruba July 02, 2004