A fork of Rural Dictionary
A perpetrator of one-upmanship.
A "fandangler" shows off to prove they are better in sports, gaming or academics; this typicallyoccurs right after someone has done something of note e.g. asked a question in class, shared a study guide with the class, scored a point in a game or landed a trick on a skateboard.The fandangler will immediately ask a more pointed question to show thier superior intellect, send out a better study guide, boast about their scoring, or proceed to do a more impressive trick on a skateboard. Fandaglers do this to prove their superiority to others who may be watching or to the one-upped.
John emails out a helpful study guide to his med school class, and gunner Jane immediately fires back with another email to the class containig a "better" study guide.
1) Fancy or special.
2) A fandangle is an elaborate but useless ornament. So if something is fandangled, it has been decorated to the point of excess.
3) ridiculous.
Carnsarn it Bob, I don't want no fandangled celly phone!
Those earrings are a bit fandangled aren't they?
To obtain by unscrupulous means.
"Hows about you fandangle an extra bowl of pudding for me?"
Acting secretly, often in a manner that is frivolous and self-indulging.
Tom can't make it, he's out fandangling with his stripper friend.
To get absuletely cucked by live.
To get scammed.
Alatix: "Man i just stole "Tenku´s" Glowstone in Minecraft.
Fuxio: "Zamn, you really fandangled him."
Predicament of a particularly complex, trivial and often humorous nature.
Often a fandanglement will have an unexpected positive outcome or at the very least will be a humorous tale to be told over libations and in the company of good friends.
Golly Gee, that is quite a fandanglement. Please pass the malt liquor winston.