A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Lebron James is when someone sneaks around with a handful of flower, finds a victim, throws the flower in or around the face of the victim, and simply just shouts LEBRON JAMES.
Jimmie: Yo blake, what did u do last night?
Blake: Oh not much, just gave Brett The Lebron James.
Jimmie: Oh shit. Thats Epic.
Blake: It defineltly got Heated after that.
When you're fucking a girl good and she's about to finish then randomly you decide to shit on her chest and move to Florida only to return 4 years later with your dick still hard and an apology.
Lebron James Lebrons James'd the fuck out of Cleveland
Someone who will break into your house and ruin your family reunion to offer you Sprite Cranberry.
“Hey did you hear about the robbery during that family reunion”
“Yeah, he pulled a Lebron James on them”
“What does that mean?”
“He broke in and offered them a Sprite Cranberry”
“Well at least they got a sprite cranberry out of it”
Lebron James come from the Greek words "Le", which mean "to fuck", "Bron" which mean "in the ass" and "Jai-més" which means "and run away like a little bitch because you know you didn't -- and can't -- get the job done"
Examples of use:
Delante West: "Hey Lebron! I Lebron James'd your mom last night!!!"
Lebron: "Yea, my mom was pissed... but that's OK... Mo Williams finished the job and I'm gonna Lebron James Cleveland next week!"
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Miami Heat Announcer: "Miamiiiii!!! Aaaare you readyyyy to get Lebroned?"
When your hairline recedes to the top of your head.
I'm beginning to LeBron James, time to get Bosley.
Guy 1: Lebron James is making his decision during a 1 hour special on ESPN thursday night.
Guy 2: what a prick
To dump your girlfriend that youve been with for years by taking a dump on her chest and leaving her for a younger hotter girl in miami.
Guy 1:Yo did you here Ben shit on Karens chest and left her for that Stacy chick from Miami?
Guy 2:Yeah he really gave her the ole' Lebron James