A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Madness is a term used to describe a serious condition that occurs in slutty promiscuous women, that have had repeated anal sex to the point that they actually crave it, compared to traditional vaginal sex. This condition usually occurs in young teenage girls, but it is not uncommon for it to effect females in the age range of 17-26. Other serious STD's & diseases like, HIV/AIDS, herpes, & anal warts are found in patients with The Madness. There are many different warning signs that may indicate the presence of The Madness which include any type of radical behavior pertaining to sex like, the fascination of Bukkake/Gokkun/Seminophagia, extreme sadomasochism, and a fascination with fisting, rimming, and rubber anal toys. There is no known cure for The Madness.
Hey bro! Did you hear that, the girl, Becca from our History class has The Madness?
Betsy guessed her daughter had the madness, after finding a box full of rubber fists, and anal toys underneath her bed.
Most predominantly used in the greater New York area, "mad" is an appropriate replacement for Northern California's "hella" and Boston's "wicked." In the common vernacular, it translates into "a lot" or "extremely." Can be used almost interchangeably with any of the above listed words.
For the most part, it means angry.
It's mad hot today.
She has mad problems.
Something ridiculous just happened but somehow, you're cool with it. Weirdly, you're a little bit glad it happened. Best delivered in a tone which implies passive aggression.
You may have cut my hair without my permission, but I'm not mad.
MAD is an American humour magazine with comics. The name should always be capitalized as "MAD" to distinguish with any other Mads or the word (adjective) "mad". MAD is an acronym from "Mesh takes a D", in which "mesh" is "#" (number sign) and "to take a d" is to "commit a suicide".
Bon: "People oftentimes wonder what that "E" in the middle of the name of Alfred E. Neuman – the cover boy of MAD magazine – stands for and what happened to his missing tooth."
Connie: "No, they don't."
As a product of abuse, (be it psychological, violent or combination of miscellaneous factors): A behavioral expression, (not necessarily unreasonable or a product of mental disorders) leading to an almost complete disregard of the instinctual directive for self preservation; which yields a disproportionate level of motivation to accomplish certain objectives of which are not necessarily violent or of ill intent.
The young geniuses of our society are driven to the point of madness by the relentless onslaughts from the simple-minded that radiate hatred and/or in some cases the intent to harm and/or destroy said geniuses.
My brother is mad. He is mad that his definitions on urban dictionary got rejected.
I'm writing this to piss him off.