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The Shin Taker

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on. People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them. The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect. Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)

Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing? Friend 2: Halloween costume. Friend 1: Oh that makes sense! Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard. Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out! Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.

by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020