Country Dictionary

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The Windmill

When you are wearing tighty whitey underwear, and the crotch piece rolls up and becomes twisted so that your penis is hanging on one side and your balls on the other. Similar to a jean jam.

My tighty whiteys got me doing the windmill.

by Clive Jones Jr. October 16, 2015

The Windmill

When you are fucking a girl and you spin her around on your cock so that she's in a different position or if you're good enough You can land her in the same position.
Also possible with anal sex. Straight and gay.

So I was fucking this chick doggy style last night and I did The Windmill so that she was on her back so that I could see her tits.

by BlueBear May 24, 2009

The Windmill

When you teabag someone via a lunge stretch, hold your arm straight and swing it punching them in the face over and over.

Karen wanted to be kinky last night so I gave her the windmill.

by THE ONE AND ONLY MANDREW October 08, 2019

windmill

when two or more men are attempting to have sex with one woman but since they are so drunk they swing their penis' around in a circular motion to promote blood flow in hopes of achieving full erection. When done correctly small tornados and possibly tropical storms or hurricanes will be produced. Warning : do not attempt if you are unable to handle high wind speeds

hey dude, me and my friend were trying to gang bang this rip so we busted out some windmills

by Windmill King April 03, 2011

windmilling

When a man intentionally spins his penis around in circles, moving in a fashion such as a windmill rotates.

Sometimes erroneously called helicoptering, but this is not how helicopter blades move so that's just plain fucking wrong.

Dick was flinging about his junk, windmilling like Don Quioxte was there to watch.

by Lucie Bluebird January 09, 2016

the windmill

When you use your hips to swing your penis in a circular motion like the blades on a windmill.

Right before I came, I pulled out and did the windmill so it went everywhere.

by Joe Rogue November 16, 2007

windmill

To swing your penis around in a circular motion to appease the ladies.

Wow, the general knows how to do the windmill!

by Josh Sandlin January 02, 2005