A fork of Rural Dictionary
we don't speak of the accident
Everything changed after the accident
1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting. 2. A common spelling error of accidentally
I think I spelled accidentally spelled accidentally as accidently
The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.
Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."
An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment. Typically, having shat oneself.
Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!" Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..." Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"
The act of getting into an accident
"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?" "Yes, I saw the whole thing!" or "Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"
n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.
'accident' Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!" Person 666: "It was merely an accident." Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."