A fork of Rural Dictionary
man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"
"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need." "The colonel was a gay racist."
One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:
- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.
The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.
Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.
A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.
random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts. random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.
Colonelism is a mental disorder acquired by playing the popular Xbox 360 game 'Halo 3'. One can receive this disorder by being the rank of 40 to 44 in Halo 3. Signs of this disorder are degraded mental capabilities, a tendency to play horrible every game, and an irresistable urge to make excuses for their many shortcomings non-stop. This disorder can be cured (sometimes only partially) by exceeding the rank of 44 and ascending to the rank of Brigadier.
"Wow that guy is horrible at the game, he barely has any kills." "Hmm he must suffer from Colonelism." "Yes indeed, his skill level is 41."
An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.
"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"