A fork of Rural Dictionary
The simple union of the words shit and toot. The shoots are when one cannot control one's own bowel. The shoots can also be used to describe when one thinks they are going to toot, but then he or she actually shits his or her own pants.
Sam: "Where are you?" Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."
the act of spilling your love juices. can be imitated by the use of the shake-weight
Chi Chen I love it when you shoot shoot all over my face. I like the saltiness and mountain dew residue
The only correct response to "Can I ask you a question?" besides "You just did."
"Can I ask you a question?" "Shoot."
typically used by island folk that is commonly used as an acknowledgement or an informal farewell.
guy 1: alright man im outta here. islander: sounds good. shoots. guy 1: later man
go ahead and ask your question
girl: can I ask you a question guy: shoot