A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unquenchable thirst for sex. The person experiencing Tiger Wood feels invincible and will do whatever they please to whomever.
That guy has so many different chicks all the time he must have Tiger Wood.
What Tiger Woods fans get every time they talk about him or see him on television.
You watching TW's press conference? Yeah, I'm sporting some Tiger wood right now.
When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her Friend: No way, did you sink the shot? You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
A colloquial term used to describe a woman with whom you may not choose to fornicate with, but Tiger Woods may. Not to be confused with the much coveted synonym Tiger Wood.
Guy 1: "Dude I would totally smash on that chick over there!" Guy 2: "Nah bro, I wouldn't but Tiger Wood."
When you give a foregasm like the great golfer you are
"Dude i totally tiger wooded that golfing son of a bitch"
A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's. Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.
"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"
Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!