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Timelord

A type of alien from the planet gallifrey. When injured badly they can regenerate, but regenerating causes them to change face and body. They look like humans. They have two hearts. They can live forever. They have a maximum of 12 regenerations. They can only be killed if you fight them while they are regenerating. Timelords are now almost extinct. There is only one Timelord left. His name is The Doctor. They are very intellegent and are usually seen travelling around in a TARDIS (time and relative dimensions in space)

Person 1: That person has two hearts did you know that Person 2: Hey, is that a TARDIS they just stepped out of? Person 1: Yes, i think it is Person 2: They must be a Timelord

by Kitinelli July 27, 2013

timelord

A pompous and pretentious elderly person, often with a respected position in society such s judge or headmaster. Derived from characters in the BBC TV series Dr Who. Time Lords appear human, but differ from them in many respects. They are extremely long-lived. An alien in the episode School Reunion describes the Time Lords as "a pompous race" of "ancient, dusty senators... frightened of change and chaos"

That timelord wouldn't know the difference between Dr Who and Dr Dre

by DensityCalibrator May 12, 2007

TimeLord

A person who always keeps track of time and is able to feel the flow of time and also determine how old is something by apperence or taste.

john is such a timelord

by y.cole June 10, 2011

Timelord Gang Rape

When a timelord (like Dr Who) takes some time off and rapes you. He then gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to the start of the rape and double teams you. Then he gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to triple team you. This continues until you're being gang raped whilst a bunch of excess Dr Who's stand around watching and wanking.

victim: "Officer, I was gang raped by one guy last night!" officer: "That is not possible, ma'm stop wasting police ti-" victim: "TIMELORD GANG RAPE" officer: "Sweet jesus somebody get an ambulance down here"

by 18 inch meat club July 31, 2011

Trock (Timelord rock)

Trock is fan created music about the British TV show, Doctor Who. Trock was originally created by the UK Youtuber, Alex Day aka. Nerimon and is very similar to Wrock (Wizard Rock)

The band Chameleon Circuit writes songs about Doctor Who. They are a Trock (Timelord Rock) band.

by rgao December 24, 2011

Timelord Homofelinius

(noun) A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and Timelord. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis. Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us) Plural Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)

Timelord A: What the hell is that thing? *Points at a Timelord Homofelinius* Timelord B: That's Tardis... A Timelod Homofelinius... Tardis: What the heck, man? I'm right here.

by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

Timelord metacrisis

In doctor who, the doctor gets his hand cut off, then keeps the hand til he needs it and embews his regeneration energy into it and when Donna noble almost dies she touches the severed hand and becomes the doctor donna and has a timelord meta crisis and then when she has a kid part of the meta crisis passes down to her kid

timelord metacrisis is a thing where a human has half time lord energy in their head

by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023