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Timming

Obsessing over minutiae entirely outside the scope of a given class. Particularly in the realm of tax or torts.

"Bro - what if we have an opportunity to deduct subsidized, tax-exempt bobcats that were part of the IUP Foundation?"

"You are Timming so hard right now."

by TimIsSuchASpaz April 13, 2017

Timming

A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.

“Oh look, he’s timming that girl again”

by DJ-Bashment March 21, 2019

Timming

The supreme level of flirting.

To Tim is to leave all women and even some men reeling in the wake of the event; even in everyday transactions. You won't even realise you've been timmed.

He gave her a good timming on the telephone and she submitted willingly to everything he desired. She had no clue she had been timmed, she had fallen under his magic spell.

by FATFFAT17 September 15, 2017

Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

there he goes, timming the new girl..

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

tim tim

A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.

If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.

Roger: "Oy mate, you f#cked my girlfriend in the ass?"
Berty: "No i never, that was TIM TIM"
Roger: "oh right, sweet."

by Stu + Amy March 14, 2011

Tim-tim

He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!

The Tim-tim is a real pimp

by not me May 10, 2003

Tim-Tims

Name for Timberland boots.

I got the new fresh tim-tims son.

by Randomfourlife February 20, 2009