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Tiramisu

When they’re giving you head and you cum unexpectedly to the point where it makes them cough.

he went completely tiramisu

by francois3.14 March 30, 2019

Tiramisu

You're about to engage in some pleasurable glory-hole sucking. Just as you feel the hot, humid breath of the giver upon your phallus, you promptly turn around and eject your bowel contents all over the giver. Subsequently, in due haste, you turn back around and urinate on the giver (now termed "victim") to add a second layer to the mess. To top it all off, you jerk a quickie and climax to add the third and final layer. Your final act is to whisper "sorry" through the hole you discharged all of your bodily contents through, and ask the victim for a square of toilet paper to clean yourself up with.

Joseph: What did you do last weekend, Susan? Susan: I went to give some guy a blow job in a glory-hole and he fucking blew the nastiest tiramisu all over me. It took me all week to smell normal again. Joseph: Wow, that sounds horrible!

by Dirty Gavin August 19, 2017

Tiramisu

Being someone's Tiramisu is like being eaten half way and having the rest go to waste. in a way being "used". Being concored by someone and then disposed of shortly after.

Don't trust her. After you get closer to her, you might end up being her tiramisu.

by Cake face April 02, 2006

Tiramisu

A word used to describe the hottest Midwestern girl you know

Bro, tiramisu is so hot

by StonerBoner27 January 28, 2017

tiramisu

Italian dessert. Contains tinny bitty alcohol content. Melts in your mouth, never in your hands.

Have it with a glass of champange. Heavens!

by weisser January 09, 2005

tiramisu

Have a good day. Created by the japanese band An Cafe. It is one of the several words created to be used by their fans.

Miku-"Tiramisu! Kanon-"Tiramisu!

by Cafekko June 28, 2008

tiramisu

When someone takes a shit on a pillow, and then cums on top of the shit.

1)Dude Ahmad just laid a sick tiramisu on my pillow 2) If he does that shit again I'm gonna tiramisu on his pillow man. 3) When I woke up there was a tiramisu on my pillow, It must have been Ahmad

by MAHDOG6969 December 27, 2010