A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tittied Adj ; The feeling of being very high, drunk, or fucked up in general. Combinations of two of these three or even all three are also possible.
*smokes blunt* Bruh I’m tittied as fuck right now. ——————————————————— Friend 1 - are you sober rn? You - nah I’m tittied hahahaha
An insult used on your girlfriend if she won't give ya none.
"Sophie turned her back to me in bed, so I poked her boob and said "titty titty""
Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.
Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.
The breasts of a male or female, can also be called: APPLES BALCONY BALLOONS BANGERS BAZONGAS BAZOOMS BEAN BAGS BIG BROWN EYES BON-BONS BOOBIES BOOBS BOTTLES BOULDERS BULLETS BUMPERS BUSTERS BUTTERBAGS CANTELOUPES GAZONGAS GLANDS GLOBES GRAPEFRUITS GUAVAS HANDFUL HAND-WARMERS HEADERS HEADUGHTS HILLS HONKERS HOOTERS HOWITZERS JABOOS JIBS JUGS JUMBOS KAZONGAS KNOBS KNOCKERS LACTOIDS LOAVES LOBLOLLIES LOVE BUBBLES LOVE MUFFINS LULUS LUNGS MAMMETS MAMS MANGOES MEATBALLS MEAT LOAVES MELONS MILK CANS MILK SHOP MOUNDS MOUNT OF ULIES MOUNTAINS MUFFINS MULLIGANS MURPHIES NANCIES NATURE'S FONTS NIBLETS NINNIES NIPPERS NODULES NOOGIES NUBBIES NUTS ORANGES ORBS OTTOMANS PAIR PALOOKAS PAPAYAS PAPS PEACHES PEAKS PEARS PECTS PEEPERS PILLOWS PIPS POKERS PONTOONS POTATOES PUMPKINS PUMPS RIB CUSHIONS ROUNDIES SANDBAGS SCONES SCOOPS SET SHAKERS SHIMMIES SKIN SACKS SNUGGLE PUPS SPHERES SPUDS STACKS STUFFING SWEATER MEAT SWEET ROLLS SWINGERS TAMALES TETONS TIDBITS TITS TITTERS TI=IES TOMATOES TOOTERS TORPEDOES TWANGERS TWIN PEAKS TWOFERS UMLAUTS UPPER DECK WALDOS WARHEADS WARTS WATERMELONS WHOPPERS WOBBLERS WONGAS YABBOS YAMS ZEPPELINS
Dude, those zepplins are fucking huge!
Titties is another way of saying Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts. They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans. Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women. Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Men's obsession with women's titties is explained by evolutionary biology.