A fork of Rural Dictionary
When banging a girl you nut inside her and then eat her box.
When I toaster strudeled that chick I came back up with icing on my chin
n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.
Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night? John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.
The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.
What's that chronic pastry you got? Its a toaster strudel brah
When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.
Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.
To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.
Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?
Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel. Kids: Yes!!!
n A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.