Country Dictionary

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Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.

Man, I was toasting for 4 hours last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.

I toasted so hard last night, the whole room smelled like toasty dick.

by Rain Storm October 22, 2006

Toasting

(v.) The act of sitting in one's room naked with the heat on it's highest setting playing video games, letting the smell of one's genitalia engulf the room.

Man, I was toasting so hard last night playing Dynasty Warriors 5.

by Ryan Storm October 23, 2006

Toasting

Toaster kink

Tyler : I’m in to toasting what about you?
Me : What’s toasting?
Tyler : Oh don’t you know? It’s when someone gets aroused by toasters
Me : Damn, okay?

by Plant Dad 🌱🌿 April 30, 2019

Toasting

Toasting, when you pretend to be engaged in online learning but you have left your laptop and gone off to the kitchen to make some tea and toast.
See ghosting "the practice of ending a personal relationship with someone by suddenly and without explanation withdrawing from all communication".

Mandy was registered online but I suspect she was toasting.....

by Zoom Overload HK March 03, 2020

Toasting

The act of lightly roasting someone or something.

Guy: Hey man, you see Rory tonight?
Friend: Haha yeah
Guy: His outfit kinda makes him look like a middle-aged arobics teacher at a community college
Friend: Ah shit man, that's so specific and yet so true. You honestly crack me up with that toasting of yours! Become a comedian ASAP
Guy: Wow, really? You think I should? I mean I'm not going to lie, I have really been contemplating it latel-
Friend: No, not really. It's just a figure of speech...

by ButchMcMellon August 02, 2017

Toasting

To rest one's penis in a vagina without any penetration.

We just laid there toasting for ages.

by didge-4-life August 10, 2008

Toasting

The act of taking a shower and dressing into fly ass clothing in preparation of going out on the town. The act of "toasting" in order to become "crispy".

Yo dawg I ain't crispy yet to go out. I am still toasting.

by Chokolate Thunda October 03, 2008