A fork of Rural Dictionary
At the dinner table if you don’t want her parents to know- “hey babe, I’m gonna touch your toddies later”
Toddy Tod-ee -noun A dual-sided, anti-microbial, micro-fiber smart cloth produced by the Toddy Gear company that is used to clean touch screen devices such as the iPhone, iPad, Android, PSP, Nintendo DS and other high resolution, high gloss screens. Plural: Toddys -verb to Toddy the act of cleaning an electronic device with a Toddy Smart Cloth.
The Toddy removes smudges and is a smart and stylish way to clean, polish and connect with your favorite tech gear. I used my Toddy to clean my iPhone}. I just Toddied my screen so you will be able to see it clearly.
To be extremely sorry. Usually accompanied by cupping your ear with one hand.
"OMG I just ran those kids off the road who were just trying to go to Numbers for the first time and who are extremely afraid of their Pentecostal parents! I Toddy!"
just appreciate toddy smith already lmao he's so hot and funny