A fork of Rural Dictionary
Toecovers
Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"
Joe: Dude, get some help.
while its not really made of skin like the other definitions said, its actually made of keratin, which also makes up your hair and (of course) your fingernails. also, as a side note, keratin is also what makes up rhinoceros horns
teacher: hey, kids, did you know that your toenails are made of magical candy?
gullible child: really?
teacher: no!
Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors.
Samantha painted her toenails red, then she stuck them in my mouth, and I began to suck on them. For the next hour, she made love to me with only her red painted toenails.
Toenail is a person who is loyal, creative, and a joy to talk to. She lights up the world of everyone who is friend's with her and makes an effort to make connections with people who might not know anyone yet. She is a talented writer, roleplayer, and singer, even if she denies it at every possible chance.
We stan Toenail.