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Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...." Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

toilet birth

when a pregnant lady goes to the bathroom to drop a duece, but a wonderful joy of life comes out. a baby.

Tim- fuck you Jim- no fuck you you shit stained toilet birth.

by Jacky (passive) February 08, 2008