A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!
A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered
King of rock died in a toilet.
(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!
A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.
synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.