A fork of Rural Dictionary
that guy who talked about british water bottles for 10 minutes
person 1 : hey have you seen that new tom scott video?
person 2 : nah im too small brain to understand anything he says
A English guy who will tell you how some random tree won a Guinness world record or stopped a war from taking place or how it has to do with computers.
me: sit on bench
Tom Scott : This bench is 160 years old and was used for cover by union solders. It also withstood ten bombs in WW2 and it has to do with computers because...(nerdy stuff)
Tom Scott is an educational British youtuber, who talks about places and computers.
Person 1: "I watch Tom Scott."
Person 2: "Nerd."
verb;
to choke on vapour from a vape or e-cigarette.
I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.
Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.
N. A guy who is conventionally physically attractive but with the personality of your average basement nerd.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.
Noun:
Person 1: OMG that guy is such a Tom Scott, right?
Person 2: Yeah, good looking until he opened his mouth...
Verb:
Person 1: Dude, you just Tom Scotted, she was hella into you!
Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.
Is that guy pulling a Tom Scott in that van full of Boy Scouts?