A fork of Rural Dictionary
Did you see tom Brady fucking comeback and win the fucking game against peice of shit Matt Ryan and the little bitch ass fucking falcons
Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.
I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T
(verb) the act of a man sitting to pee
I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had to Tom Brady because I was too drunk to stand up.
A man who kisses his son on the lips, and was alive during the cretaceous period
He shoved his penis into his son so hard he got him pregnant, so he pulled a Tom Brady
the act of ejaculating into a woman (or man's) "butt chin"
Dude i totally did the Tom Brady right into her chin!
New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.
"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!" "did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"
A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.
After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.