Country Dictionary

A person who is a lot of fun.

Signore is tons of fun. That guy is 2000 pounds of fun.

A person that is overweight or higher than normal percetange of fat in the body. It varies with the weight of the person.

Jeremy is kinda chubby... he's tons of fun!

John can't even fit in the elevator man, he's like 4 tons of fun.

an all round fat git but is still considered canny enough to hang around with

"go get tons'o'fun hes got a 20 bag!"

claton regan from newburg wi is tons of fun because he eats 665.09897 lbs of 67 year old fetal turkey vaginas each year

clayton weighs a ton and is really funny

a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please

I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.

A large woman who knows how to please a man.

Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!

Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!

A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.

You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.