Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Tonsil

A complete useless piece of skin, an insult

As in "you bloody tonsil"

by traxn October 05, 2005

Tonsil

Act of or recieveing a blow job

dude, chelsea gave me the best tonsil last night

by keri keri January 04, 2009

Tonsillitis

fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS

by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009

tonsils

The testicles of the throat, but useless. Sometimes requires a tonsillectomy (neutering) for health reasons.

My mouth got neutered because my tonsils were fucking up my life.

by man in the universe October 31, 2011

Tonsillitis

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow

"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"

by Kassmander March 07, 2019

tonsilitis

The reason why I have been coughing like a bitch. Everything can be a similie with like a bitch at the end...

My throat hurts like a bitch because of tonsilitis.

by Paracetamol 500mg September 30, 2006

tonsils

the clitoris in a loose pussy that hangs down like tonsils

Well it was going great until I went to eat her out and noticed her sloppy tonsils hung down like a deformed bat in a smelly pink cave.

by Mcderbs the Great May 04, 2009