Country Dictionary

awesome but bad at the same time

damn that car explosion was tork

To describe a white male being racist to Asian men while praising Asian women at the same time.

Dude quit being so Tork to those exchange students right now.

Tork is the name of a guy that’s actually a girl. Tork plays sports like a man but has enormous breasts and an ass as big as Russia. Tork will sleep with you once and never call you back.

Did you see that slut Tork? He’s a milf and

Way better way of spelling “torqued” in reference to being extremely erect.

Bro, I’m so fucking torked my zipper is about to explode.

Toking and porking. Smoking marijuana and having sexual intercourse

Jenna is torking joe as we speak.

When a man wakes up with morning wood that is so solid that he needs to push down on his penis so hard that he rises onto his toes to pee.

Bob woke up to hear the birds singing and he smiled and stretched and went to the little boys room to deal with his tork.

From the foreign for "talk". Foreign meaning typed english in a generic "foreign" accent.

"wod u tork, ithid?" >> "What you talk, idiot?" >>> "Hi, how are you/what's up, idiot?"