Country Dictionary

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

the act of giving a rimjob while watching tosh.0

During tosh.0, Sharon began toshing her boyfriend

A derisory term used in the same way as rubbish or crap or bollocks

This coat of paint is utter tosh

Something that’s a load of shite

The Whitehaven academy is a load of tosh.

A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.

Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.

Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.

I got hella toshed the other night when I watched Tosh.O

Jesus

”You ever seen that show Tosh.0?“
”Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy is Jesus”