A fork of Rural Dictionary
To fondle someone or to be a little handsy. Originated from the Gilmore Girls.
LORELAI: My Aunt Totsy. Mmm. Lovely woman. She hugs you, you smell like her for a month.
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a mid-20th century US term for a high-class hottie
just across the Cambridge line from all those hotsy totsy bits of ass like you
-(v.) to take the virginity of, or "pop the cherry" of, someone who is at least four and a half years your junior
Blake went to have lunch with his daughter at UGA one Friday afternoon. Later that night he went downtown to Buddha bar trying to pick up girls by saying, "I have a daughter your age," because he wanted to totsie pop every pretty young face he saw.
Brian misused his authority on the lifeguard stand by making nice with the tan young girls during adult swim. He totsie popped several of them in the break-room after his shift.
Jason went on a camping trip with his friends and got completely plastered. Suddenly, no one was able to locate Jason or his friend's little sister who had tagged along because he was totsie popping her off in the woods.
A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.
Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!