A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Touché" is a french expresion, used in fencing when a vital part is touched. "Touché", with an 'é'.
- "You get old; you have grey hair." - "At least I'm not bald like you!" - "Touché!"
someone that is a tool like douche (douche bag)
That guy you were seeing was a total touche !
Touche; A fancy pedophile word with a bonus "e".
"The old man down the street tried to Touche my kids!" "What the fuck is Touche!?" "Fancy pedo language, it means touch." "That sick fucker."
Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.
Me: "I'm a badass" Zumiez bro: ... Me: Touche
-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag -Pronounced "Toosh"
Danny: What do you think about that guy? Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!
Touche/Toulche- (Pronounced toe-chay/tol-chay) to know and be in agreement with a friend or other person(s) on a particular subject. Often used instead of "I know you know what I'm thinking and I'm thinking the same as you"
*Some one walks by that you and your best mate would both find really attractive.* You- Touche? Friend- Most deffinately Touche. (Thought shared: "Man, s/he's really, really good looking" or "I'd like to tap that right, left and center.")