A fork of Rural Dictionary
A thief who luckily is really only interested in your trash and smelly socks.
Guy: Hey Touks, stop licking my plate.
Guy 2: He's not. He's licking near your plate.
A wool hat that covers the ears, popular in Canada. Sometimes called a beanie. Worn by the goalie of the Canadiens over his goalie mask during an outdoor exhibition hockey game.
My head and my ears are cold, so I'll put on a touke
large furry hat with ear flaps commonly worn by canadians, hunters, outdoorsmen, snowboarders, and anyone living in cold weather.
That guy looks nice and warm in his touk, maybe I should get one.
A land where unicorns run rampant and leprechauns feast themselves on the flesh of children while prancing around sideways in God's chariot.
-Going to Touke this weekend?
-Yes. Yes I am.