Country Dictionary

to-u-ke : japanese word for "family"

ichi touke "one family"

A wool hat that covers the ears, popular in Canada. Sometimes called a beanie. Worn by the goalie of the Canadiens over his goalie mask during an outdoor exhibition hockey game.

My head and my ears are cold, so I'll put on a touke

It is a flesh hat

wearin your labia as a touke

This word if chiefly used by Canadians, and is a knitted winter hat, or beanie.

Touks commonly have the classic pom-pom on top.

A: Man, my head is going numb in this crazy blizzard.
B: Dude, what did I tell you? Wear your touk!

A thief who luckily is really only interested in your trash and smelly socks.

Guy: Hey Touks, stop licking my plate.

Guy 2: He's not. He's licking near your plate.

large furry hat with ear flaps commonly worn by canadians, hunters, outdoorsmen, snowboarders, and anyone living in cold weather.

That guy looks nice and warm in his touk, maybe I should get one.

A land where unicorns run rampant and leprechauns feast themselves on the flesh of children while prancing around sideways in God's chariot.

-Going to Touke this weekend?
-Yes. Yes I am.