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The greatest smart oven ever created. For just a few thousand dollars, you can own what is possibly the greatest culinary creation to grace the U-S of A. Only those with extremely high IQs will be able to fully utilize the Tovala's potential.
chat wouldnt shut up abt tovala so i caved and bought one. Thankfully my IQ is above 175 so I know how to maximize it's potentiol
@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.
I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard
@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection
I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.