A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you smear poop all over the top of a toilet seat (stress only the top of the seat) and than place the seat in the up position. The stall must be otherwise clean to give the next user the impression that someone has left the seat up as a 'gift' to keep it free and clear of urine. When the next user attempts to move the seat into the number 2 position he/she finds that the 'gift' is a Trojan horse.
Person 1: dude you won't believe what just happened to me. Person 2: really,what? Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg. Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!
A virus, that disguises itself, gets into the system, and slowly destroys everything... Allowing various other infections to get in, causing more damage. Also, letting your computer be controlled by someone else.
Damnit!! I need to get rid of this Trojan Horse before it destroys my hard drive!
A virus-like program that pretends to be something else in order to get into the system. From _The Iliad_, by famous dead poet Homer, when the Ithacans gained victory by hiding in a huge wood horse so they could get into Troy.
The Trojans were not in the gifted program at warfare school.
When a male is consuming female genitalia, he attempts to climb inside of her and the overall goal is to become her fetus.
Tell your baby fetus to move over. I'm performing the Trojan Horse tonight!
When someone does something to make you think one thing when in fact they are going to do the exact opposite.
Tennessee quarterback Jonathan Crompton played terrible this year against UCLA so Florida (their next opponent) would gameplan against the run when actually Crompton was so good and was going to Trojan Horse them and kill them.
A play that is run when a boy and girl want to have some privacy at either one of their houses, but they need to keep it a secret from friends and neighbors. They run the play by meeting up at a remote location, where one of them climbs into the backseat of the other's car and lays down, so they drive together into the garage of the home with no one seeing. The garage door is then closed behind them, and they are free to enjoy each other for several hours, uninterrupted.
Girl: I'm home alone, and I need to see you. So, so, bad. But everyone will see if you cum over here right now. Boy: Ya. Um... Not if we run the Trojan Horse. Let's set it up. I'll meet you a few blocks from your house in 30 minutes. Girl: Yes! Perfect! Boy: YOU are.