A fork of Rural Dictionary
An overbearing bug eyed self absorbing be-littler that enjoys tazing his employees on a tri daily basis. The tube sock enjoys his abnormal gait while closely resembling the fictional human sized tube sock portrayed by the skittles commercials.
-Hey, i need you to restock all one million pieces of equipment by the end of your shift while I look at facebook. Dammit, your such a tubesock! -THIS IS MANDATORY! Ohh your such a tube sock!
-noun Inside-out tissue dangling from the anus. A direct result of taking it up the ass too much.
The whore had a tube sock hanging out of her ass.
The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).
My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking
A type of knee-high sports sock; usually white with two stripes at the top, which can be in one of various different colours. Generally worn by both guys and girls. Gives off a very retro '70s-'80s look.
Nothing brings out a good pair of legs like a pair of tube socks
A piece of clothing a guy uses to jack his juice in after he fucks or masterbates!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Kiersten : Pull out before you get me pregnant! Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Kiersten : Damn't Chad that was my last pair of clean Tube Socks! Chad : Guess you'll have to wear panty hose!
socks worn to right below the knee, with that old school look in old and new school colors like pink, purple, and orange! unbeleivably sexy worn on hott girls in short shorts/skirts!
OMG TESSA!! Look at these hott tube socks! i love them sarah!! i bought my own~
It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud
Guy 1: you ok bro? Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked! Guy 1: eeh