Country Dictionary

A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus. A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.

Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy. Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.

sexual relations with three different women, usually of three different races, nationalities and/or hair colors, in the same twenty-four hour period

Steve pulled off a turducken last Saturday in the international dorm. After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.

Turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with chicken. When it explodes it goes "Kurfucken!"

He died while experimenting with Turducken, it blew up right in his face.

1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen. From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again." 2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.

"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner

A M-F-F threesome where the male penetrates one female while she in turn penetrates a third with a strap-on dildo.

I had a turducken last thursday. Cindy was the duck, Amber was the turkey and I, of course, was the chicken.

During intimacy, the man wraps his scrotum and testicles around the shaft of his penis and inserts the whole thing into his partners vagina.

I've always wanted to try a Turducken, but it seems like too much meat for me.

A euphemism for a giant shit. The kind of shit you pass while constipated. In the literal sense, a Turducken is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. In the shitting sense, its a big shit, stuffed into a bigger shit, stuffed into a giant shit. For men, this is the closest we'll ever get to experiencing child birth.

I haven't shat in three days, I can't wait to pass this turducken.