A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"
her: what you up to?
me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?
When a seemingly attractive female/male "does it" with an overweight unattractive member of their opposite sex.
Guy 1: That girls hott
Guy 2: oh, dude, you don't wanna date her
Guy 1: why not?
Guy 2: She was turkin' it last night with that fat guy from English.
Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.
Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?
When you’ve had 1 too many wild turkey’s and abruptly become violent towards anything and anyone in sight
He was turkin out so hard last night he ended up in the cells!