A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you spread the walls of a mammoth vagina like the walls of a sandcastle and insert your freshly shaved bald head inside all of the way down to the base of your shoulders.
Oh my god he totally just gave that girl a Tyner Hat, smell his nose!
Callie is beautiful. She is as graceful as a elephant and tall as a giraffe. She thinks all boys are ugly, so that makes her a monkey. She is as elegant as a hippopatoams
Callie Tyner is beautiful.