A fork of Rural Dictionary
Useless Fuck Syndrome - Those lazy fucks we all work with everyday and manage to keep their jobs.
UFS - The guy that sleeps on the job every friggen day and the bosses ignore it. Never finishes anything. Takes three years to do a two day project.
Ugly Friend Syndrome (you know what im talking about...)
'It's too bad... that girl was so hot- bad case of UFS though.'
Term used for an individual that was not blessed asthetically. These individuals may become more unattractive the more they open their mouths. Simply stated, it means one ugly ass mo fo. Unfortunately their face will not be their best asset.
Used in conversation: "Audrina, please knock it off... First of all, who are you to try and tear people down? Are you a professional hater? Since you have NOTHING on this site except hate, it leaves me only on thing to critique you on. Your picture leads me to believe that you suffer from UFS. What's that??? You have been diagnosed with UNFORTUNATE FACE SYNDROME. Simply defined as one ugly bitch! Maybe it is your hater attitude that makes you so asthetically unpleasant. You're one sorry ass bitch"
Offensive. You know means 'fucking', so why fucking annoy me more. And speak properly please and stop being so irritating.
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