A fork of Rural Dictionary
For all of you vulgar people it can also mean the abbreviation for Unified National Fine (as in thread of a mechanical device that has a spiral groove cut in it for holding and fastening things together, most times called a "screw" that has no connotations to vulgarity.
When purchasing screws be sure to specify the thread type UNF as opposed to UNC
The University of No Football; Home of the Osprey; Also known as The University of North Florida. It is a relatively good school in Jacksonville, Florida that has NO FOOTBALL TEAM. Before attending this school students are blinded by the nice campus and good food so they don't realize there's NO FOOTBALL TEAM until it's too late.
Gator: " Hey, What school do you go to? " Osprey: " UNF. " Gator: " Damn. So... No hot football players? " Osprey: " None at all. "
UNF, aka, University of North Florida, is located in Jacksonville, FL. It is the best school not only in Florida, but the country. It has the newest buildings, best food, private and large dorms, and the best weather in the US. It is an honor to be accepted to unf. It is also college to the tannest and hottest girls and guys. ;) oh and it has a lazy river. and b.o.b. is performing for free next month. just another added bonus. and its five minutes from the beach, just sayin'
UNF is the most amazing college in the US and if you dont go there, you just suck.
Urine and Feces. Used for marking territory, mainly by jackals.
Oh my god there is UNF everywhere. Blast that fool with UNF. You won't see them comin around here no more, I got UNF everywhere.
The universal noise of fucking.
Claire: I've been here the whole time. Claire: unf unf unf