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USS Nimitz

Short for "Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo."

Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you? Navy Man: USS Nimitz. Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women? Navy Man: I am an accountant. Army Man: ... Navy Man: What? Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.

USS Nimitz

Only the most feared military vehicle in the world!

"That is one fearful military vehicle," Brent stated. "It must be the USS Nimitz!" exclaimed Curt.

The Sinking of the USS Nimitz

While copulating with someone from behind, licking your index and middle fingers and sticking one up each nostril.

"Let's try 'The Sinking of the USS Nimitz' tonight!"