A fork of Rural Dictionary
Really pretty funny sweet and smart girl. She never starts fights p, she is really sweet and is always there for you as a grat friend! She is sooo sexy and so pretty and sexy especially in her ''bellly tops'', her cheerleading stuff and shorts,
Damn that girl is such am umber
One who has the physical appearance of a type of vegetable, fruit, or just a ball. One who always apologizes when its not they're fault. One who lies about who they go out with. One who falls deep in love with everyone they talk to. One who always likes to break happy couples up.
"Hey what is that round thing beyond the horizon?!" "Oh, that's just an umber!" "Hey I'm really sorry for being a rude ass to you, please let's just be cool" "Why are you apologizing though?" "Because I'm an umber" "Hey my name is Eric" "My name is Umber, lets be friends!" Two days later..... "I love you."