A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who is your best friend. originally a combination of grandma and uncle... tranlsated into a friendly nickname. can be abbreviated to ump
hey umpa i love ump ump face umpaaaaa
a very short jersey girl, Uses the terms yous and aaass. says girl all the time. Name Ashley.
Umpa was talking to me the other day and said, "Hey girl, can yous believe what Willy gave us? Girl! I never had so much candy before!"
A short & fat male marine who is extremly bossy. He has no friends and owns a H3 lifted truck.
Watch the umpa jump out of the H3 truck!
when your crying like a bitch cause your significant other left you.
Your umpa
Ceremonial expression used to express joy, in any occasion.
John: Here. i bought you some dip and dots. Fred: Umpa!
A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.
I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia