A fork of Rural Dictionary
:Adjective-When Applied to a girl, it means Sexy or Hot. When applied to anything else means tight or cool :Verb- to have sexual intercourse or sex Background. It all started when one man said that when he was listening to Techno one day, umpsa umpsa umpsa umpsa. He thought about having sex. It evolved from there...
Ex 1 That girl is umps. Ex 2 Person A: How was the party Person B: It was Umps Person A: Umps Umps Ex 3 I am def. tryin to umps her!
When a person has made a catastrophic error of judgment
He’s only gone and umpsed it What an Umpse, I’ve dropped the villages coveted urn - what a chunce-head I am.
A result of an unintentional bowel movement. A single pebble of feces resembling the texture of popcorn shrimp.
While getting blown I accidentally bounced an ump off her chin.
To be very angry at someone or something!
''Don't talk to me, ive got the ump with you''
Shortened form of 'umpire' used by baseball players, managers, and anyone connected with the game.
Fans don't call umpires 'umps'- they usually use more offensive names.
Stands for Universal MaschinenPistole or Universal Sub Machine Gun. Manufactured by Heckler & Koch. Very light weight. Many mods available for it. Uses the same .45 ACP ammo as the usp. Famous in Counter-Strike.
UMP is not a very good weapon in Counter-Strike.