A fork of Rural Dictionary
When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.
Lucy got unicorned on the dance floor last night.
Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.
Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.
Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.
"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"
Atheists/liberalists and Socialists propaganda and Indoctrination: Unicorn (Rhino) is replaced to be a fairy tale horse with a horn coming out from its head.
"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.
1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.
2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.
3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.
Professor 1: The actual Unicorn is and always will be the Indian Rhinoceros! Excerpt from the Webster's Dictionary of 1826, before the "DUMBING DOWN" of the supposed education system.
Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.