A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who lacks the spice and seasoning to either their dry ass food or plain personality.
Jayden: 'wtf is this my guy your chicken needs a likkle bit of seasoning' Reagan:'madd ting it must be bare dry, unseasoned ting' ex. 2 Rhianna:'Lets dance to some afrobeats likkle bit of shaku and zanku' Amy:'Whats that?' Rhianna:'oh my days you're so unseasoned'
someone who is more bland than water itself
nathaniel is such unseasoned water
An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.
Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage
An insult used to define a person with a disturbing lack of culture and maturity. Usually pretends to be superior to people younger than him or her. Very stuck up. Lives in a illusion of happiness. Wastes time. Young foolish and uncultured. Perfect insult to use when parents are near.
Person 1: That person thinks Banana Fish is trash. Person 2: How can that be! What an Unseasoned Peanut! Let's summon demons on him!
Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.
Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone? Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!