A fork of Rural Dictionary
Found on most males. It is the tube running through the penis that carries urine and semen.. Also doubles as a great pencil holder.
I can carry at least 7 pencils in my Urethra.
The body part that carries urine away from the bladder and out of the body. Males and females both have one. In men, seminal fluid also moves along this passage.
Catheters are inserted into the urethra.
N: for males,carries pee out of the bladder, and semen out of the penis, trying to finger a male's urethra may prove to be unenjoyable.
"As I was sucking his dick, I wondered if any urine was left in his urethra from when he used the bathroom."
Where Piss or the sticky fluid called Cum shoots out of the penis when the bladder forces it out or when a tight grip is aplied to the penis and moved up and down till it shoots out sticky stuff.
I just had piss come from Fabio's urethra into my mouth. It was goooooooood!
A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.
Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus
Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*
After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.
I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.
When you and your friend (typically a homie) touch each others urethras.
Bro#1: Hey man did you hear that John and James just got classified as urethra brothers?
Bro#2: what the fuck are you talking about.