A fork of Rural Dictionary
After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.
I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.
The act of inserting a sex toy or one’s penis into another man’s gaping urethra until the pain causes him to sing high notes.
Omg I’m so sore after last night bro...he/she gave me a Urethra Franklin
When she eats a "Carolina Reaper" then gives you a blow job.
"Yo John did you here about Nick the outher day?..He hooked up with that hot chick from 4th period and she gave him a Urethra Franklin!
1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.
2. Another name for one's urethra.
1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.
2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.
A move involving one dick inside another (via urethra)
"I did a Urethra Franklin, and my p-hole is now the size of my b-hole."
A male genital piercing, see also prince albert.
Now that I have my nips pierced, the next step is a Urethra Franklin.
The inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.
Other Guy: How?
Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.
Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)
Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.