Country Dictionary

To be ignored in an attempt to be dump by your significant other.

My girlfriend while I was on vacation Utahed me while I was gone.

45th state in the Union.
Settled by Mormons in 1847.
Home of the 4 m's
Mormons
Meth Labs
Mountains
Mini Vans
Capital City is Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City was host of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games

"Greatest Snow on Earth"

Yes, you can get a drink in Utah

Closed on Sundays

On Sunday in Utah, most stores are either closed or close early

full of mormons

Utah is the 45th state settled in 1846. 65% of the state are followers of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Utah is one of the worlds biggest Jello Manufacturers in the world. Utah holds a 1:4 ratio of pacific islanders, suprisingly, making it the 2nd largest home of pacific islanders, behind Hawaii.

I love looking at the scenery in Utah, while eating jello at the Luau

The only state in the union that can get away with theocracy.

Utah legislators are trying to pass bills that will make alcohol illegal because its gods will.

Western state in the mountainous region, settled by the LDS religion (commonly known as Mormons). Stated to be some sort of black hole, for many call they always find themselves hopelessly pulled back by some mysterious force.

The weather can never decide on itself in Utah.